Saturday, November 22, 2008

Gas attack!

Florida Boy Arrested For Gas Attack
12-year-old charged after deliberately "breaking wind" in class

"NOVEMBER 21 -- A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he "deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class," according to police. The child, who was also accused of shutting off the computers of classmates at Stuart's Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School, was busted November 4 for disruption of a school function. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report, a copy of which you'll find below, notes that the 4' 11" offender admitted that he "continually disrupted his classroom environment by breaking wind and shutting off several computers." The boy, whose name was redacted from the police report released today, was turned over to his mother following the arrest. The young perp turned 13 on November 15."

The most I've had to deal with is burping. I feel for the teacher who had to put up with the farts. LOL! But arresting him?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I would have been locked away for years with the amount of gas I released on purpose as a kid in school. Fortunately I can't be arrested for crimes I committed more than 7 years ago.