Thursday, May 31, 2007

Classy insults

George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill, and Churchill's reply:

I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my play. Bring a friend, if you have one.

I cannot possibly attend the first night. Will attend the second, if there is one.

2 comments:

christie said...

Hee hee. Those are good zingers.

Anonymous said...

Love it!
Chuck