Scene: doing dishes, listening to classic rock, Frank FM on radio. A commercial comes on, it's for match.com. The commercial speaker says, 'if you don't find that someone special in 6 months, we'll give you another 6 months free!'
Ok, let's unpack this. If you go through 6 months of bad dates, and you don't find one person worth spending time with, they'll give you MORE of the same? No thanks.
To make it worthwhile, they should say, 'If you don't find someone special in 6 months, we'll send you on a date with George Clooney!' Now that's a consolation prize!