Bicyclist pedals off Maine State Pier
By Portland Press Herald Staff
"Police say the man who rode his bike off the end of the Maine State Pier last night was admiring the tugboats in the harbor instead of paying attention to the end of the road."
OOPS. I don't think I've done anything quite that smack-your-forehead-worthy, and if I did, I am sure glad it did not end up in the daily newspaper.
Rest of the story (not long) is at the Press Herald site, link above