There was one little boy who was having a good time back there. He was banging pots and pans, dressed in a diner type apron, and was taking orders from the other kids sprinkled around the room at their centers and then bringing them the food.
He came over to me. He had his hand ready in a taking orders on a pad pose, and he said "What would you like to eat?"
I made a show of thinking for a moment, and then I said "I'd like a grilled cheese please."
"We're out of that."
I burst out laughing. I said "You're out of imaginary grilled cheese?"
"We don't have that. What else would you like?"
"I'd like a hamburger. And a Coke."
"No Coke. We have Dr Pepper today".
I thought to myself, "Is this the Olympia Diner?"
Anyway, the boy was cute as a button and eventually I got my hamburger and Dr Pepper. It 'cost' $4, which I thought was totally reasonable. For imaginary food, that is.
This is a video of the real diner SNL got the idea from, the Billy Goat Tavern in Chicago.