Kids say the darndest things

Me and a 2nd grade boy at school today, looking at a reference book. It looks like he is on speaking terms with the tooth fairy.

Is that a robot?
Yes, the caption says it is the world's most intelligent robot.
Can it do anything?
The caption says it can do just about anything.
Can it give me new teeth?

Me and a second grade girl at the library today.

This is a good book, you should try reading it.
What do I get if I read it?
You get the wonderful knowledge that's inside it.
Aw, man. I already know knowledge. I want a prize.